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The other day [livejournal.com profile] china_shop and I re-enacted some scenes from BSG with llamas and toasters. Yes, that's right. These things happen when you have time on your hands, and more than one toaster. And... more than one llama.

Warning: contains season three spoilers. It's the Kara/Leoben scenes from the first four episodes of season three.

In an apartment on new Caprica....





Leoben: Toast, jelly, even some peanut butter.




Leoben: Heavenly father, we thank you for the bounty of this table…




Kara: I need a knife.




Kara: Thank you.
Leoben: You're welcome.




Leoben: Frakkin' insurgents.




Leoben: You look... so lovely tonight.




Kara: *stabs*






Kara: *eats*





Later...



Leoben: Hi, honey, I'm home. You kill me, I download, I come back, we start over. Five times now.




Leoben: I'm trying to help you, Kara. I o­nly want you to see the truth of your life. The reason why you suffered and you struggled for so long. That's why God sent me to you. That's why God wants us to be together. All right?
Kara: You're right. You're right. And I hear you. I do. So thank you.




Kara: Thank you for putting up with me. I'm so sorry.
Leoben: Put it down, Kara. Just put it down.




Leoben: I'm a patient man.
Kara: You're not a man.
Leoben: I'm willing to wait. You just need more time.




Kara: I don't need more frakkin' time. It's never gonna happen.
Leoben: Of course it's gonna happen. You're gonna hold me in your arms, you're gonna embrace me, you're gonna tell me that you love me. I've seen it.
Kara: You're insane.
Leoben: To know the face of God is to know madness.




Leoben: I'm going to bed. Be nice if you joined me. Either way, you're spending the night with me. *points to old body* I do love you, Kara Thrace. Good night.










Kara: Let me out! Let me out of here! I don't belong here! Let me out! Let me out!






ETA: Part 2 is here. Warning: contains a big spoiler for the season three finale.

(BTW my computer is still broken. I'm on [livejournal.com profile] vaudevilles' one. My computer still seems to be able to run Photoshop properly, but that's about it. The good news is that if all goes well I may have a new (to me) computer very soon.)

Date: 2008-05-08 08:59 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-08 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
\o/

Cute Kara icon!

Date: 2008-05-08 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gidget-zb.livejournal.com
Oh llama!Kara you look so vicious! LMAO. AWESOME. Thanks.

Date: 2008-05-08 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
:-) Yeah I'm a bit scared of llama!Kara now.

Date: 2008-05-08 09:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-08 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boom-queen.livejournal.com
Holy shit!!!

How much do I love the toaster cord wrapped around the llama's neck for when Leoben leans in all creepy and sexy like.

this is awesomely cracktastic :D

Date: 2008-05-08 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Awww, Chief icon! <3

Date: 2008-05-08 12:51 pm (UTC)
ext_14817: (Kara/Leoben: Strange and Beautiful)
From: [identity profile] meresy.livejournal.com
Jeez. You gotta watch those llamas.

Also: I demand icons.

Date: 2008-05-08 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
You want to make some? Cos I need a rest now. *g*

Date: 2008-05-08 01:59 pm (UTC)
ext_3554: dream wolf (Default)
From: [identity profile] keerawa.livejournal.com
Kara: *stabs*
ZOMG! LlamaKara!

Date: 2008-05-08 09:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-08 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmarama.livejournal.com
HAHAHA WIN

Date: 2008-05-08 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
Woot! Thank you!

Date: 2008-05-08 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Aha ha ha ha ha!!! Aaaaaw, Llama, baby, why you gotta be like that? :-D

Date: 2008-05-08 09:54 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-08 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cysefin.livejournal.com
*chokes on coffee*

Date: 2008-05-08 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
*slaps you on the back*
From: [identity profile] metatxt.livejournal.com
that is one determined LlamaKara!!! knife skills + fuzzy hooves = bad grip. *impressed*

unnecessary meta?: I think Leoben serving himself jelly is the equivalent of wearing a red shirt. srsly. it's like a death omen. ...yeah I just meta'd your crack fic.

unnecessary squee: I have that Llama! I was totally, my llama got a job?! but no, they're just siblings or something. maybe from the same herd. If mine was a little more social *nudge* (to shy llama next to me) they could have play dates. oh well.
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
OMG meta! Woot!

I never thought about that, with the jelly on Leoben's side. It was a conscious decision to give Kara the peanut butter, but I have no idea why. Sometimes these things defy explanation. *g*

I was totally, my llama got a job?!

Hahaha!!!

that is one determined LlamaKara!!! knife skills + fuzzy hooves = bad grip. *impressed*

You may have noticed that I used hair elastic to hold the knife on her hoof.

Date: 2008-05-08 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pythiaprophet.livejournal.com
Hahahha. Nice!

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Date: 2008-05-08 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djshiva.livejournal.com
FRAKIN HILARIOUS!!

Date: 2008-05-08 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Your icon cracked me up. *g*

Date: 2008-05-08 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whyoffry.livejournal.com
hhhhhhhhheee

*slow clap* AWESOME.

Date: 2008-05-08 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
Wheeee! Thank you sugar!

Date: 2008-05-08 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] your-downfall.livejournal.com
This is utterly amazing. Totally made my day. :D :D

Date: 2008-05-08 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
yay! I'm so glad you liked it.

Date: 2008-05-08 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunar47.livejournal.com
OMG I just about died laughing. You 2 are really great

Date: 2008-05-08 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
Thanks so much!

Date: 2008-05-08 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smercy.livejournal.com
I CAN'T BREATHE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Date: 2008-05-08 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
It was china's idea! *hides*

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Date: 2008-05-08 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spuffyduds.livejournal.com
This made me SO HAPPY.

Date: 2008-05-09 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
Woohoo! \o/

Date: 2008-05-08 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/wisteria_/
This is, quite possibly, the greatest thing of all time.

Date: 2008-05-09 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
Awww, thank you so much!

Date: 2008-05-09 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*dies laughing*

Date: 2008-05-09 05:20 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-09 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
okay, i think i just pulled something giggling.

frakkin' weirdos!

Date: 2008-05-11 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
\o/\o/\o/\o/

Date: 2008-10-25 12:21 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Holy Frak! My tummy hurts from laughing.

Date: 2009-04-13 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/arkady_/
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The first part is so funny. I don't even know why Kara is a llama now but I don't care. xD

Date: 2009-04-14 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com
*g* Glad you enjoyed it!

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