Where's my Master, pretty please?

[woolly_socks]

About a million years ago I promised mergatrude I'd do a Simm!Master picspam. I started going through and collecting pics, and it quickly got out of control. And then I forgot all about it.

Fast forward several months, and I've had too much sugar and can't get to sleep. So I finished it off.



What is it about him? Is it the smile? The aftershave? The genocide? The slash potential that gives new meaning to the words 'practically canon'?

The picspam quickly became a two-parter. So here is my favourite psychotic dictator, part one. 18 pics. Some pics are large and will totally ruin your layout. The upside: they make great wallpaper.

Spoilers for Doctor Who season 3.



1.
ZOMG, that cranky old guy is exploding!!

2.
Oh, no he’s not, he’s just becoming young and hot. Good-o. Carry on, cranky old guy.

3.
And there it is. Young. Hot. Nostrils.

4.
Floofy sleeves! Evil glee! (Meanwhile the Doctor is showing us his very best Twisty Face of Doom, but that’s another spam)

5.
Say my name, bitch. *fangirls*

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9.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 Bye bye, you cute, insane little man.

And while we gnaw on our own limbs (or those of our flatmates if we have a low pain threshold) waiting for next week’s ep, The Master is hard at work building multiple careers, befriending a bunch of sociopathic flying basketballs, and being good to Lucy’s father. Let’s meet Harold Saxon....

10.

11.
From a distance, he looks like your mate Bob down at the local park. But look at that evil gleam in his eyes. He has impure intentions towards that football.

12.
Why is he holding the ball like it’s a bomb/birthday cake?

13.
Hello Dysfunctional Lucy! Don’t they look nice together?

14.
Don't they look evil together?

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16.
Raise your hand if you kind of want to read that book? *raises hand*

17.
Harold Saxon, Minister of Defence.

18.

Aaand that's all for now. Tune in next week, when the Doctor says "The Master is Prime Minister of Great Britain!!"

Comments

[midvacent.livejournal.com]

Yay! I love your picspams. I really, really want to read his book.

[artic-fox.livejournal.com]

Hurrah picspam! Especially of John Simm the Master!

I think I read a fanfic once where Donna had a copy of Saxon's book and the Doctor found it, and gave her the Twisty Face of Doom.

Speaking of that, I request that picspam too :P ~*the beauty of John Simm compels you*~

[sage]

omg, the last one made me go Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I'd forgotten just how...Simm he is. Not typically beautiful by any means, but brimming with charisma. *happy shiver*

Also, in the very top promo shot, what is it that reminds me of middle-period David Bowie? The makeup? The set of his jaw? The suit? I can't tell, but it's putting me in a David Bowie/Iggy Pop frame of mind with the Doctor as one and the Master in the brown leather pants. Or maybe vice versa.

Because GUH.

I may have to rewatch the end of S3 now. (Thank you!)

[samuraipixi.livejournal.com]

He looks so unbelievably evil in pic #11, which I find hysterical. Very amusing to see first thing in the...afternoon. I sometimes get a late start on Saturdays.

[china_shop]

Hee! He looks so little, like he's playing dress-ups. He looks much more suited to hoodies, bless him. :-)

[smercy.livejournal.com]

WOOOOO, THE MASTER.
this excites me, because lucy is my favorite part of new who since the ninth doctor.

he's just so magnetic-looking. mmm.