I bet the tardis would actually make you feel all better all the time.
I hear it does that.
(doesn't cure lazy, though, so I prolly wouldn't be ideal.)

I wouldn't be insecure. I mean, what's the point in having sex with gazillions of people if you're just going to compare it? I bet he's the biggest moment-enjoyer.
also, I'd prolly take it as a challenge to make myself stick out.
but I'm a big jack fan.