I bet the tardis would actually make you feel all better all the time.
I hear it does that.

Ooooh, interesting. Dammit, now I want a TARDIS even more!

I mean, what's the point in having sex with gazillions of people if you're just going to compare it? I bet he's the biggest moment-enjoyer.

Quite right. And yeah, I bet he is. :-)

Dammit, now I want a TARDIS and to sleep with Jack. I'm going to go eat chocolate and sulk now. :-(