Llama + Toaster = OTP

[woolly_socks]

The other day china_shop and I re-enacted some scenes from BSG with llamas and toasters. Yes, that's right. These things happen when you have time on your hands, and more than one toaster. And... more than one llama.

Warning: contains season three spoilers. It's the Kara/Leoben scenes from the first four episodes of season three.

In an apartment on new Caprica....





Leoben: Toast, jelly, even some peanut butter.




Leoben: Heavenly father, we thank you for the bounty of this table…




Kara: I need a knife.




Kara: Thank you.
Leoben: You're welcome.




Leoben: Frakkin' insurgents.




Leoben: You look... so lovely tonight.




Kara: *stabs*






Kara: *eats*

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Later...



Leoben: Hi, honey, I'm home. You kill me, I download, I come back, we start over. Five times now.




Leoben: I'm trying to help you, Kara. I o­nly want you to see the truth of your life. The reason why you suffered and you struggled for so long. That's why God sent me to you. That's why God wants us to be together. All right?
Kara: You're right. You're right. And I hear you. I do. So thank you.




Kara: Thank you for putting up with me. I'm so sorry.
Leoben: Put it down, Kara. Just put it down.




Leoben: I'm a patient man.
Kara: You're not a man.
Leoben: I'm willing to wait. You just need more time.




Kara: I don't need more frakkin' time. It's never gonna happen.
Leoben: Of course it's gonna happen. You're gonna hold me in your arms, you're gonna embrace me, you're gonna tell me that you love me. I've seen it.
Kara: You're insane.
Leoben: To know the face of God is to know madness.




Leoben: I'm going to bed. Be nice if you joined me. Either way, you're spending the night with me. *points to old body* I do love you, Kara Thrace. Good night.










Kara: Let me out! Let me out of here! I don't belong here! Let me out! Let me out!

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ETA: Part 2 is here. Warning: contains a big spoiler for the season three finale.

(BTW my computer is still broken. I'm on vaudevilles' one. My computer still seems to be able to run Photoshop properly, but that's about it. The good news is that if all goes well I may have a new (to me) computer very soon.)

Comments

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

*slaps you on the back*

Re: if you can't tell from my ridiculously long response I <3 this a LOT.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

OMG meta! Woot!

I never thought about that, with the jelly on Leoben's side. It was a conscious decision to give Kara the peanut butter, but I have no idea why. Sometimes these things defy explanation. *g*

I was totally, my llama got a job?!

Hahaha!!!

that is one determined LlamaKara!!! knife skills + fuzzy hooves = bad grip. *impressed*

You may have noticed that I used hair elastic to hold the knife on her hoof.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Your icon cracked me up. *g*

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Wheeee! Thank you sugar!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

yay! I'm so glad you liked it.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much!

[smercy.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T BREATHE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

It was china's idea! *hides*

[smercy.livejournal.com]

*SOB*
YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE.
MY ACHING RIBS ARE BLAMING YOU.

[pythiaprophet.livejournal.com]

I want a llama.

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

This made me SO HAPPY.

[http://users.livejournal.com/wisteria_/]

This is, quite possibly, the greatest thing of all time.

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*dies laughing*

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Me too! Those ones belong to china_shop. I have a teddy bear but it's just not the same.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Please pass on my apologies to your ribs.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! \o/

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank you so much!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

\o/

[smercy.livejournal.com]

THEY DEMAND PAINTSEX IN RETURN FOR THE PAIN YOU CAUSED THEM.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

okay, i think i just pulled something giggling.

frakkin' weirdos!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

NO PAINT OR ANYTHING STICKY ON THE LLAMA!!!

If I can work out some other way to do it, then sure. ;-)

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

\o/\o/\o/\o/

[smercy.livejournal.com]

paper cutouts in paint-splatter form?
an invisible plastic barrier?
MAGIC.
whiteout!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

I am unconvinced. This is my 'unconvinced' face.