Llama + Toaster = OTP

[woolly_socks]

The other day china_shop and I re-enacted some scenes from BSG with llamas and toasters. Yes, that's right. These things happen when you have time on your hands, and more than one toaster. And... more than one llama.

Warning: contains season three spoilers. It's the Kara/Leoben scenes from the first four episodes of season three.

In an apartment on new Caprica....





Leoben: Toast, jelly, even some peanut butter.




Leoben: Heavenly father, we thank you for the bounty of this table…




Kara: I need a knife.




Kara: Thank you.
Leoben: You're welcome.




Leoben: Frakkin' insurgents.




Leoben: You look... so lovely tonight.




Kara: *stabs*






Kara: *eats*

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Later...



Leoben: Hi, honey, I'm home. You kill me, I download, I come back, we start over. Five times now.




Leoben: I'm trying to help you, Kara. I o­nly want you to see the truth of your life. The reason why you suffered and you struggled for so long. That's why God sent me to you. That's why God wants us to be together. All right?
Kara: You're right. You're right. And I hear you. I do. So thank you.




Kara: Thank you for putting up with me. I'm so sorry.
Leoben: Put it down, Kara. Just put it down.




Leoben: I'm a patient man.
Kara: You're not a man.
Leoben: I'm willing to wait. You just need more time.




Kara: I don't need more frakkin' time. It's never gonna happen.
Leoben: Of course it's gonna happen. You're gonna hold me in your arms, you're gonna embrace me, you're gonna tell me that you love me. I've seen it.
Kara: You're insane.
Leoben: To know the face of God is to know madness.




Leoben: I'm going to bed. Be nice if you joined me. Either way, you're spending the night with me. *points to old body* I do love you, Kara Thrace. Good night.










Kara: Let me out! Let me out of here! I don't belong here! Let me out! Let me out!

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ETA: Part 2 is here. Warning: contains a big spoiler for the season three finale.

(BTW my computer is still broken. I'm on vaudevilles' one. My computer still seems to be able to run Photoshop properly, but that's about it. The good news is that if all goes well I may have a new (to me) computer very soon.)

Comments

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

It was china's idea! *hides*

[smercy.livejournal.com]

*SOB*
YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE.
MY ACHING RIBS ARE BLAMING YOU.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Please pass on my apologies to your ribs.

[smercy.livejournal.com]

THEY DEMAND PAINTSEX IN RETURN FOR THE PAIN YOU CAUSED THEM.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

NO PAINT OR ANYTHING STICKY ON THE LLAMA!!!

If I can work out some other way to do it, then sure. ;-)

[smercy.livejournal.com]

paper cutouts in paint-splatter form?
an invisible plastic barrier?
MAGIC.
whiteout!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

I am unconvinced. This is my 'unconvinced' face.

[smercy.livejournal.com]

funny, I always pictured you prettier...

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Nope, that's exactly what I look like.

[smercy.livejournal.com]

and here I thought you had pink hair...
WHY DO YOU LIE TO ME?
*sob*

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Um... that picture was taken a long time ago, back when I was a novelty tea boi for a secret organisation that hunts aliens. I DO have pink hair! Well, right now it's blonde with pink ends. *hands you a tissue*

Hey, did you get my email about the fanmix? Does it suck so bad that you're scared to reply?

[smercy.livejournal.com]

wow, your secret real life identity is full of intrigue. I knew there was a reason why I like you!

I sent a reply to your follow up, but I guess you didn't get it, boo. I'll paraphrase here.
I'm retrying mediafire tonight. when I finally got it to work most all of the songs were corrupted. seems good so far, though. and I'll let you know if I continue having problems.
I like the second cover you sent.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Boo corrupted songs! Boo lost emails! You know what, I don't trust my computer as far as I could throw it these days. And I have CFS so I can't throw things far at all. >:-(

Oh well, no rush. I'm going away tomorrow morning, so I can re-zip/upload when I get home.

[smercy.livejournal.com]

BOOOOOOOO.

you have fun!
*HUG*