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woolly_socks ([personal profile] woolly_socks) wrote2008-05-08 08:20 pm
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Llama + Toaster = OTP, part 2

Here's part two of [livejournal.com profile] china_shop's and my re-enactment of Kara/Leoben scenes from BSG season three with toasters and llamas.

Part one (contains spoilers for BSG 3.01-3.04)

Warning: part two contains a major spoiler for the season three finale. It also contains many many pictures.

Back in the apartment on New Caprica....



Leoben: It's been a couple of ugly days. I know you don't care about that, but life means something to us. So I've decided to show you just how precious life can be. How even in the worst of times, it can restore your faith.




Leoben: Remember that breeding farm o­n Caprica?
Kara: I remember I blew the frak out of the place.
Leoben: It wasn't a total loss. We were able to salvage certain things. Certain medical samples. Like your ovary.




Kara: What's that?
Leoben: This is Kacey. Kacey, this is Kara. Your mother.




Kacey: Hi.
Leoben: Good girl.











Leoben: o­nce I fertilized your egg, we transferred it to a human woman who carried it to term. She was pretty, funny. Great smile. You would've liked her. Although her birth mother died during childbirth, Kacey's heart never faltered. I guess she gets that will to live from you. I've seen her path. It's difficult, but rewarding. She'll know the mind of God in this lifetime. She'll see patterns that others do not see. She probably got such spiritual clarity from me.




Leoben: She'll be hungry soon. There's food o­n the table. You wouldn't let your own child starve, would you?
Kara: It's not my child. I don't even know if it's human.
Leoben: Half-human. And you know that she's yours. You just won't admit it.




Kara: Where the frak are you going? Take this with you. Hey! Don't leave me alone with this.




Kara: Frak!










Kara: Frak!










Kacey: *thump, squawk*




Kara: Kacey?












Leoben: Kara?




Kara: Lords, please don't take her life. It was my mistake. Don't punish her for it.
Leoben: It was an accident, Kara. Nothing more.




Kara: Kacey? Kacey, oh, my Gods. Honey.
















Kara: That doesn't look so bad.




Kara: There's something that I wanted to say to you. I'm sorry that I left you alone. I didn't mean for you to get hurt. I was upset with myself. And not you, okay?




Kacey: *nods*
Kara: Uh... grown-ups do stupid things sometimes. We get... caught up in our own little world until it's almost too late.
Kacey: *smiles*
Kara: You have no idea what I'm saying to you, do you? Okay. Time to take a nap.















Kara: What's going on?
Leoben: Insurgents. I'll be back.




Kara: You cannot leave us trapped in here.
Leoben: It's safest for you here.




Kara: No!













Anders: Kara? Oh, Gods, no. No.




Anders: Oh! I'm gonna get you out of here. I'm gonna get you out of here.









Kara: Put me down!!
Anders: Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Shh, shh, shh! Kara, Kara, shh!



Kara: Is it really you?
Anders: Baby, it's really me. But listen, we don't have time. We're going to the ships, and we're gonna get the hell off this frakkin' planet.
Kara: Okay. Where's Kacey?
Anders: Who's Kacey?
Kara: Kacey, she's my daughter.




Anders: Kara, who's Kacey?
Kara: She's my daughter!




Anders: Kara! Kara, no! Godsdamn it, Kara, no!








Kara: Kacey! Kacey! Kacey, honey, where are you? Kacey --






Leoben: I knew you'd be back. I saw it.




Kara: Give me Kacey.
Leoben: Say the words.
Kara: Let me take her.




Leoben: Say them.
Kara: What words?




Leoben: You know what I want. I want to hear you say them. And I want the rest of it. Just like I told you.
Kara: Fine. I love you.




Leoben: Say it again.
Kara: I love you.
Leoben: Now the rest.










Kara: Was it everything you thought it would be?
Leoben: That and more. I'll never forget this moment.
Kara: Neither will I.




Kara: *stabs*








Kara: I'll explain later. Let's move.





THE END

[identity profile] midvacent.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Omg! Woolly! These are brilliant. Anders the different shade of toaster! Lol. Llama Kara, baby kacey! Does this mean that all humans are llama's, and that there may be Laura Roslin (with glasses) and Adama Llama's in future, coz that would be rockin. lol.

Oh, and I'm sorry for the lateness but I hope you had a wonderful birthday!

[identity profile] fellwalker07.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
here via battlestar blog.

genius. utter genius.

really brightened my otherwise crap day.

toaster anders simply inspired.

thankyou.
nigeltde: if trixie could just think hard enough she would undo everything (raider)

[personal profile] nigeltde 2008-05-08 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
That is pretty much the best thing I've ever seen.

[identity profile] gidget-zb.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
BRILLIANT! I wanna like icon up almost ALL of these. FABULOUS. Espically the shot of llama!Kacey popping out of the toaster!Leoban. I am CRYING that is how hard I laughed. And Anders being a white toaster! BWAH. *wipes eyes* THAN YOU SO MUCH. ♥
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[identity profile] akite.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
*shakes head* Obviously, there are some people with too much time on their hands. ;) *typed as soon as I stopped rolling on the floor*

[identity profile] digitalsprawl.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
*flaily arms*

that's fucking brilliant! :D

[identity profile] rose-griffes.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing*

That was brilliant. And y'all are insane. *g*

[identity profile] hobbitofkobol.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
omg I almost died laughing when Anders arrived, and the end with the toast omg

[identity profile] travels-in-time.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I have NO CLUE what's happening here, but the end, with the toaster "bleeding"...hilarious!
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[identity profile] utterfrivolity.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
omg Kacey! And the jelly! *dies*
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[identity profile] meresy.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO. Toaster!Anders FTW.

ILU.

[identity profile] the_antichris.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
This is BIZARRELY CONVINCING. Don't tell the BSG producers or they'll think they can save money on casting!

<3 the bleeding muffin at the end
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[identity profile] nicole-anell.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG.

Favorite giggly moments include: the baby llama following Kara-llama around, Leoben putting his plug on her shoulder, ANDERS IS ANOTHER TOASTER, and the brilliant last picture.
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[identity profile] keerawa.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahders is a toaster too! Tooaster gore in the last pic! Whee!

[identity profile] karmarama.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol I love the use of toasters. Awesome.

[identity profile] goddesspharo.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the best picspam I have ever seen! Llamas! Baby llama Kacey! Anders as a different type of toaster! The English muffin with jelly! You're positively brilliant!

[identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Toaster hand holding! Toaster kissing! The freakiest love story ever told made even freakier. ♥

[identity profile] partitioning.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
:D This made my day. My favorite parts are the stabbing and hand-holding.

[identity profile] airings.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god this is brilliant. LOVE!

[identity profile] metatxt.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Anders is a next gen toaster?! ZOMG. fantastic. And and and baby llama! LlamaKacey follows! and standing in ToasterLeoben?! bwahahahaha. was not was not was not going to check LJ before work, but so. damn. awesome.

[identity profile] chloris67.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I love these posts! But this one especially, the baby llama, anders-toaster, the hoof-plug handholding, the jelly covered muffin at the end. All very funny!

[identity profile] ninety6tears.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOLed when Anders showed up as a different toaster. These are so good.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/ 2008-05-08 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Scary-brilliant, Ms. Socks! Yay!

[identity profile] jeeshee.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahahaha! :D Hilarious!

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