The Stationery Hub. A story about paper clips.

[woolly_socks]

Because morebliss is a fannish goddess that I am now lucky enough to know IRL, she made me a present. A beautiful, special present. It's a story about Ianto the paper clip, and the rest of the paper clip Torchwood team. Warning for a small amount of paper clip porn.

Comments

[mrs-laugh-track.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! Also, awwww. And hm, Warning for a small amount of paper clip porn. I think that might just be the first time that sentence has ever been used.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Google certainly thinks so! (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=aGi&q=%22Warning+for+a+small+amount+of+paper+clip+porn%22&btnG=Search)

[ltlpengy.livejournal.com]

That's brilliant!
Pretty shiny Torcwood pc's

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Aren't they cool?! Best paper clips ever. They're big too, much bigger than my original Ianto.

[china_shop]

HEEE! That's adorable! *is instantly converted to paperclip porn fic* \o/

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Isn't it gorgeous?! She was all "I have a silly present for you. It's just a stupid little thing...." and then I flailed so hard I probably frightened the neighbours.

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

\o/ They’re not a patch on Llamas and toasters though. Oooooh, I'm sensing crossover! ;)

Just joking! Kinda. The metal would get electrocuted by the toaster and the Llama would choke on a paperclip!

[artic-fox.livejournal.com]

OMG. morebliss is perhaps the most genius genius ever. This was utterly WONDERFUL. I think bent paperclip Jack made my YEAR.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

I know!!! You should have heard me shrieking when she gave it to me. I'm surprised she could still hear afterwards!

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

I iz a genius! Thank you!

[podfic-lover.livejournal.com]

Thank god, I'm still at home. Otherwise I would have fallen from my chair at work due to hysterical laughing!

And another office supply that will make me grin mysteriously from now on ;).

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

What other office supplies make you grin mysteriously?

[smercy.livejournal.com]

AND THE SEQUEL: ATTACK OF THE EVIL BISEXUAL STAPLER THAT LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE THAT DUDE FROM BUFFY!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

WHAT DUDE FROM BUFFY? Spike?

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously, in the first draft, I had the red swingline stapler god 'fix' Jack. But it was just a lot of words on the page and a few 'artful' staples (with the words ka-chung ka-chung as the sound of the stapler arriving) - then I realised Jack didn't need outside help. There's a little cut-scene for you!

[karmarama.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha. Paperclips have so many uses.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

many and varied!

[samuraipixi.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit*

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

*g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

♥ !!!!!!!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

I know!!1 Paper clip porn FTMFW!!!

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

D'oh! I see a spelling mistake!

Is it okay if I post the pics and link it on a torchwood comm?

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! I was thinking about posting to trchwd_crkd_up actually, but if you want to instead that's just fine and dandy.

Spelling mistakes oh noes! Stationery has an e in it, does that make it two? I can Photoshop them right if it really bothers you.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You are both adorable!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

\o/

OMG OMG OMG I GOT YOUR PACKAGE I LOVE THEM SQUEEEEE!!! I put them on and wore them straightaway. They're not warm enough for proper Wellington southerly days, but perfect for in between days. Thank you so much! I love that you made them yourself, that's so freaking cool.

[belmanoir.livejournal.com]

that is actually really good paper clip porn. i mean, i can totally tell that those paper clips are getting it ON.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Totally! There's penetration!

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh! This is so adorable. *pets*

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

It made me so very happy!