The Stationery Hub. A story about paper clips.

[woolly_socks]

Because morebliss is a fannish goddess that I am now lucky enough to know IRL, she made me a present. A beautiful, special present. It's a story about Ianto the paper clip, and the rest of the paper clip Torchwood team. Warning for a small amount of paper clip porn.

Comments

[mrs-laugh-track.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! Also, awwww. And hm, Warning for a small amount of paper clip porn. I think that might just be the first time that sentence has ever been used.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Google certainly thinks so! (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=aGi&q=%22Warning+for+a+small+amount+of+paper+clip+porn%22&btnG=Search)

[ltlpengy.livejournal.com]

That's brilliant!
Pretty shiny Torcwood pc's

[mrs-laugh-track.livejournal.com]

And Google knows all! Usually it uses that power to tell you how uncreative you are (what do you mean I wasn't the first person to come up with Mobius Stripclub!?), but here it proves that morebliss and woolly are true originals. \o/

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Aren't they cool?! Best paper clips ever. They're big too, much bigger than my original Ianto.

[china_shop]

HEEE! That's adorable! *is instantly converted to paperclip porn fic* \o/

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

\o/\o/\o/\o/

I bet there aren't any warnings for llama/toaster porn either.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Isn't it gorgeous?! She was all "I have a silly present for you. It's just a stupid little thing...." and then I flailed so hard I probably frightened the neighbours.

[artic-fox.livejournal.com]

OMG. morebliss is perhaps the most genius genius ever. This was utterly WONDERFUL. I think bent paperclip Jack made my YEAR.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

I know!!! You should have heard me shrieking when she gave it to me. I'm surprised she could still hear afterwards!

[podfic-lover.livejournal.com]

Thank god, I'm still at home. Otherwise I would have fallen from my chair at work due to hysterical laughing!

And another office supply that will make me grin mysteriously from now on ;).

[smercy.livejournal.com]

AND THE SEQUEL: ATTACK OF THE EVIL BISEXUAL STAPLER THAT LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE THAT DUDE FROM BUFFY!

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

What other office supplies make you grin mysteriously?

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

WHAT DUDE FROM BUFFY? Spike?

[smercy.livejournal.com]

yeah, I was making a marsters joke, what of it?

[karmarama.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha. Paperclips have so many uses.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Pffft. I figured that out about half a second after I posted that comment. /special

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

many and varied!

[smercy.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I just like making fun of that ridiculous shirt he wore on torchwood.
and the weird-looking brown hair.
that shit was B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

[podfic-lover.livejournal.com]

rulers, Post-its, permanent markers and photocopier (that's not an office supply, isn't it?) ;)

[samuraipixi.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit*

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

*g*

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

Do you mean his funny marching band tin soldier jacket? Cos his shirt was just plain and ordinary.

I rather liked the jacket!

It is weird seeing him with brown hair.

[woolly-socks.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. I think it is office equipment.

[podfic-lover.livejournal.com]

After reading this story http://smallwaldo.livejournal.com/55870.html from Waldo, I always have to grin when I pass our photocopier