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woolly_socks ([personal profile] woolly_socks) wrote2008-05-08 08:20 pm
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Llama + Toaster = OTP, part 2

Here's part two of [livejournal.com profile] china_shop's and my re-enactment of Kara/Leoben scenes from BSG season three with toasters and llamas.

Part one (contains spoilers for BSG 3.01-3.04)

Warning: part two contains a major spoiler for the season three finale. It also contains many many pictures.

Back in the apartment on New Caprica....



Leoben: It's been a couple of ugly days. I know you don't care about that, but life means something to us. So I've decided to show you just how precious life can be. How even in the worst of times, it can restore your faith.




Leoben: Remember that breeding farm o­n Caprica?
Kara: I remember I blew the frak out of the place.
Leoben: It wasn't a total loss. We were able to salvage certain things. Certain medical samples. Like your ovary.




Kara: What's that?
Leoben: This is Kacey. Kacey, this is Kara. Your mother.




Kacey: Hi.
Leoben: Good girl.











Leoben: o­nce I fertilized your egg, we transferred it to a human woman who carried it to term. She was pretty, funny. Great smile. You would've liked her. Although her birth mother died during childbirth, Kacey's heart never faltered. I guess she gets that will to live from you. I've seen her path. It's difficult, but rewarding. She'll know the mind of God in this lifetime. She'll see patterns that others do not see. She probably got such spiritual clarity from me.




Leoben: She'll be hungry soon. There's food o­n the table. You wouldn't let your own child starve, would you?
Kara: It's not my child. I don't even know if it's human.
Leoben: Half-human. And you know that she's yours. You just won't admit it.




Kara: Where the frak are you going? Take this with you. Hey! Don't leave me alone with this.




Kara: Frak!










Kara: Frak!










Kacey: *thump, squawk*




Kara: Kacey?












Leoben: Kara?




Kara: Lords, please don't take her life. It was my mistake. Don't punish her for it.
Leoben: It was an accident, Kara. Nothing more.




Kara: Kacey? Kacey, oh, my Gods. Honey.
















Kara: That doesn't look so bad.




Kara: There's something that I wanted to say to you. I'm sorry that I left you alone. I didn't mean for you to get hurt. I was upset with myself. And not you, okay?




Kacey: *nods*
Kara: Uh... grown-ups do stupid things sometimes. We get... caught up in our own little world until it's almost too late.
Kacey: *smiles*
Kara: You have no idea what I'm saying to you, do you? Okay. Time to take a nap.















Kara: What's going on?
Leoben: Insurgents. I'll be back.




Kara: You cannot leave us trapped in here.
Leoben: It's safest for you here.




Kara: No!













Anders: Kara? Oh, Gods, no. No.




Anders: Oh! I'm gonna get you out of here. I'm gonna get you out of here.









Kara: Put me down!!
Anders: Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Shh, shh, shh! Kara, Kara, shh!



Kara: Is it really you?
Anders: Baby, it's really me. But listen, we don't have time. We're going to the ships, and we're gonna get the hell off this frakkin' planet.
Kara: Okay. Where's Kacey?
Anders: Who's Kacey?
Kara: Kacey, she's my daughter.




Anders: Kara, who's Kacey?
Kara: She's my daughter!




Anders: Kara! Kara, no! Godsdamn it, Kara, no!








Kara: Kacey! Kacey! Kacey, honey, where are you? Kacey --






Leoben: I knew you'd be back. I saw it.




Kara: Give me Kacey.
Leoben: Say the words.
Kara: Let me take her.




Leoben: Say them.
Kara: What words?




Leoben: You know what I want. I want to hear you say them. And I want the rest of it. Just like I told you.
Kara: Fine. I love you.




Leoben: Say it again.
Kara: I love you.
Leoben: Now the rest.










Kara: Was it everything you thought it would be?
Leoben: That and more. I'll never forget this moment.
Kara: Neither will I.




Kara: *stabs*








Kara: I'll explain later. Let's move.





THE END

[identity profile] curlymynci.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Love you so much.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, shucks. *blushes*

[identity profile] snarkyducky.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
omg, the toaster holding hands plug with the llama... i fell out of my chair laffing!

and when also-toaster Anders came on stage, i fell out of my chair again!!

*bows down in awe* :D

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yay! [livejournal.com profile] china_shop and I giggled rather a lot while we were shooting it too.

[identity profile] chev-y.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahaha! Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Great job!

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I'm so glad it made you laugh. Laughing is good for you. Well, up to a point. I do know someone who ends up having an asthma attack if she laughs too hard for too long...

[identity profile] djshiva.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
seriously. so damn funny. toaster bleeding toast. love love love.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
:-) Thank you!

Still love that icon.

[identity profile] your-downfall.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA @ Anders. Brilliance.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
*g* See, I just looked that that toaster, and it said Anders to me.

[identity profile] stop-theworld.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the funniest, most hilarious thing of all time. Ever. In the world. OMG!

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ever, in the world? Srsly? Awww, that's such a nice thing to say!

[identity profile] whyoffry.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
AMAZING. lolz, lady. major lolz

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
\o/ Thank you!

[identity profile] texasbek.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! No words to capture how great this is. Splendiferous! Toastilicious! Llama-llama ding dong! Hee!

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha!! Llama llama ding dong. *snort*

[identity profile] brynnmck.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*dying SO MUCH* Anders! Is a different toaster! *loves loves loves* And the hand-holding with the plug is sheer brilliance. As is the ENTIRE thing. You two are crazy--crazy AWESOME!

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Of course Anders is a different toaster! I almost made him a big brown fluffy bunny, but then I went oh wait... he's a toaster too!

Thanks! And thanks for the rec on your journal!

[identity profile] lunar47.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS WAS SO AWESOME love the little plug on Kara's llama arm, little llama Kacey following Kara around. Anders is one hot toaster, a new model of course. lol. Anyways, loved it to pieces.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

Love the icon.

[identity profile] smercy.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE PAINTSEX.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! We talked about that, but [livejournal.com profile] china_shop said 'no paint on my llama!'

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[identity profile] kanzenhanzai.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*DYING* The toaster carrying the baby llama started me off on the giggling and Kara!llama snogging the toaster pretty much finished me off ♥


*waves* Hi! here via brynn :)

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! *waves*

Yeah the snogging part was the hardest to shoot, cos I kept giggling.

[identity profile] morebliss.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You guys are fucking insane. I've never loved you more.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
That's because we have never been so lovable! ;-)

[identity profile] em-meredith.livejournal.com 2008-05-08 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That is possibly the single most brilliant thing I have EVER SEEN. I hurt myself laughing.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no! No hurting! :-)

[identity profile] mergatrude.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
You guys are the BESTEST!!!

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
\o/ oxoxoxoxoxox
aurora: (FF LOL)

[personal profile] aurora 2008-05-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
OMG this is hilarious!!

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :-)

[identity profile] marenfic.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
*slow clap*

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
*bows*

[identity profile] the-grynne.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Anders the White Breville! OMG THIS IS GLORIOUS.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure why, but it just seemed fitting to make him the white toaster and Leoben the metal one. It was partly because the white one was bigger.

Thanks!

[identity profile] dualbunny.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
::dies at least five times::

So. Awesome. :D

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Is it possible to die five times?! Without being a cylon?

Hey, I just have to fangirl you for a second, please indulge me - your God is a DJ Starbuck vid is my favourite character vid OF ALL TIME. Possibly just my favourite vid of all time. I watch it over and over, it actually makes me tear up sometimes. I've switched out the album artwork for that song in my iTunes for a picture of Starbuck!

OK I'm done. As you were. :-)

Oh, and thank you!

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[identity profile] bkwyrm.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
AWESOME.
Except I have this strange craving for a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. Hmmm.

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I understand. I kept wanting to eat the toast while we were shooting!

[identity profile] webeh.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, you have a little lama for Kacey!!! This is just so awesome!!! :)

LOL for the toaster Leoben and Sam! But, I must admit I was slightly terrified at the sight of a knife being shoved into a toaster. You know, with the electrocuting and all...

[identity profile] webeh.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Did I tell you how funny I think it is that white plastic toaster is Sam? It just seems so appropriate for some reason. ;)

[identity profile] j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I thought the llama's foot and the plug were the funniest thing ever, and then I saw the other toaster. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sam, the toaster that no one knows is a toaster! He doesn't even know he's a toaster!

The baby llama! So cute!

The "Kara: frak" frames were also hilarious. I dunno, something about a llama swearing BSG-style. Oh, and the Leoben toaster tilted, looking out the window! Hee!

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sam, the toaster that no one knows is a toaster! He doesn't even know he's a toaster!

I know! I did wonder about that, whether to make him a toaster or not. I had all sorts of weird convoluted ideas about super-imposing toaster images on another llama/teddy bear/bunny, but decided that it would be funnier and make more sense if he was another toaster.

I was pretty fond of the plug and llama hoof holding hands. That was one of the shots that kept making me giggle while I was trying to take the picture.

h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s

[identity profile] maclau.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVED IT
so funny :D

Re: h.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, thank you!

[identity profile] hollywoodgrrl.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
OH JESUS! Oh this is beyond fantastic!!! There now needs to be a series of these you know. You must continue the adventures of Kara the Llama. Oh yes. Do "Maelstrom" next, lol!!! OMG. If only they spoke in macros! *sticks in memories for future lols*

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-10 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

I did kind of want to do Maelstrom at first, but [livejournal.com profile] china_shop said 'no paint on my llama!' which is fair enough!

[identity profile] wickedgillie.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I was doing just fine, just fine until you brough in the Anders toaster. And the last pic just killed me! OMG, this was TOTALLY made of win! I am so glad I was sent here by [livejournal.com profile] wisteria_

[identity profile] woolly-socks.livejournal.com 2008-05-10 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, thank you!

Wow, [livejournal.com profile] wisteria_ recced us? awesome!

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